by Mr. Peters
on August 14, 2020
July 25th, 2021 Our 24th Mondo Croquet World Championships and Mad Hatter Picnic

Well m’Lords and Ladies and all the rest of you lot,
It’s time for the 24th annual World Championships and Mad Hatter Picnic!
When: July 25th, High Noon until about 5pm
Where: NW Park ave and Everett, Portland Oregon
(Here’s a google map if you think you might get lost)
What:
- Bring a bowling ball and a sledgehammer. Don’t worry if you don’t have, we’ve got plenty of extras to loan out
- You’ll enjoy yourself more if you’re dressed appropriately in lawn whites, or Mad Hatter gear, or simply appropriately inappropriate. Peruse some of our photos for ideas.
- Bring along something to share for the picnic and something cold to drink.
- …and you might want a chair.
It’s a smashing time. Tell your friends! Taunt your enemies!
Like Facebook? Click here for the official Facebook event page! https://www.facebook.com/events/304914267288133/
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by Lord Peters
on July 29, 2019
Update: …and a lovely time was had by all.
Click here to see the photos!
August 2nd, 2020 Our 23rd Mondo Croquet World Championships, Mad Hatter Picnic and Face Covering Fashion Show!

When: August 2nd, High Noon until about 3pm
Where: Westmoreland Park Sports Fields
(Click here for a Google Map)
Normally we’d be jousting in our traditional spot in the North Park Blocks, but with the troubles going on down there, we are relocating for 2020. Questions? Call / text Lord Peters at 503-575-0815.
What:
- Face coverings! Show off your best! Show your best presentation and bring home the prize.
- Bring a bowling ball and a sledgehammer. Don’t worry if you don’t have, we’ve got plenty of extras to loan out
- You’ll enjoy yourself more if you’re dressed appropriately in lawn whites, or Mad Hatter gear, or simply appropriately inappropriate. Peruse some of our photos for ideas.
- Bring along something to share for the picnic and something cold to drink.
- …and you might want a chair.
It’s a smashing time. Tell your friends! Taunt your enemies!
This is the word from the trenches:
Well lovers… it’s been a hard year.
Yet, we must keep a stiff upper lip, mussent grumble.
There’s a war on, you know. Let’s support the boys at the front with good spirits back here at the home front, wot?!
Tally ho then, spit spot. Face coverings, the Queen is doing it so shall we. Social distancing? We are mostly nerds and don’t like talking to other people anyway.
Tell my wife I love her.
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by Lord Peters
on May 22, 2019
Update: t’was a lovely afternoon. Photos here!
Well m’Lords and Ladies and all the rest of you lot,
It’s time for the 22nd annual World Championships and Mad Hatter Picnic!
When: July 28th, High Noon until about 5pm
Where: NW Park ave and Everett, Portland Oregon
(Here’s a google map if you think you might get lost)
What:
- Bring a bowling ball and a sledgehammer. Don’t worry if you don’t have, we’ve got plenty of extras to loan out
- You’ll enjoy yourself more if you’re dressed appropriately in lawn whites, or Mad Hatter gear, or simply appropriately inappropriate. Peruse some of our photos for ideas.
- Bring along something to share for the picnic and something cold to drink.
- …and you might want a chair.
It’s a smashing time. Tell your friends! Taunt your enemies!
Prepare for fun…
If y0u knows them facebooks, here the Facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/2357380591198323/
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by Lord Peters
on November 12, 2018
M’Lords and Ladies… save the date!
July 28th, 2019
The World Mondo Croquet World Championships and Mad Hatter Picnic!
…watch this site for details… Or ask your dog!
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by Lord Peters
on June 4, 2018
Well m’Lords and Ladies,
It is time to call your servants and instruct them in the fine art not doing THE BAD TOUCH. One holds the sledgehammer between the thumb and forefinger and swings in congruency with the movements of the planets, even the ones we cannot see.
When: July 29th, High Noon until about 5pm
Where: NW Park ave and Everett, Portland Oregon
(Here’s a google map if you think you might get lost)
What:
- Bring a bowling ball and a sledgehammer. Don’t worry if you don’t have, we’ve got plenty of extras to loan out
- You’ll enjoy yourself more if you’re dressed appropriately in lawn whites, or Mad Hatter gear, or simply appropriately inappropriate. Peruse some of our photos for ideas.
- Bring along something to share for the picnic and something cold to drink.
- …and you might want a chair.
It’s a smashing time. Tell your friends! Taunt your enemies!
Prepare for fun…
This is our 21th year – can you believe that?
If y0u knows them facebooks, here the Facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/460940371028327/
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by Lord Peters
on August 13, 2017
M’Lords and Ladies… save the date!
July 29th, 2018
The World Mondo Croquet World Championships and Mad Hatter Picnic!
…watch this site for details…
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by Lord Peters
on May 31, 2017
Mondo Croquet! Saturday!

June 3rd, Westmoreland Park, 3pm until we go out for snax.
You were there or you were square.
Westmoreland Park is here:
https://www.portlandoregon.gov/parks/finder/index.cfm?action=ViewPark&ShowResults=yes&PropertyID=852
We’ll be at the south end where we can play around the trees and the creek:
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Westmoreland+Park+Nature+Playground/@45.4680109,-122.6419366,18z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x54950ac7394fd8ab:0x922925f82a21f745!8m2!3d45.4706387!4d-122.6409656
No need to dress up unless you feel like it. Invite your friends, taunt your enemies. Picnic snacks are welcome. Try not to fall in the creek.
Don’t have a bowling ball or a sledgehammer? No worries, I’ve got plenty to lend out. Join us! You know you want to!
Need help finding us? Buzz me: 503.575.0815.
Questions? LordPeters@tikimojo.com
Like the Facebook thing? Here’s the Facebook event post: https://www.facebook.com/events/1680196868943823
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by Lord Peters
on May 4, 2017
Well m’Lords and Ladies,
It is time to call your servants and instruct them in the fine art of preparing for Mondo Croquet.
When: July 30th, High Noon until about 5pm
Where: NW Park ave and Everett, Portland Oregon
(Here’s a google map if you think you might get lost)
What:
- Bring a bowling ball and a sledgehammer. Don’t worry if you don’t have, we’ve got plenty of extras to loan out
- You’ll enjoy yourself more if you’re dressed appropriately in lawn whites, or Mad Hatter gear, or simply appropriately inappropriate. Peruse some of our photos for ideas.
- Bring along something to share for the picnic and something cold to drink.
- …and you might want a chair.
It’s a smashing time. Tell your friends! Taunt your enemies!
Prepare for fun…
This is our 20th year – can you believe that?
If y0u knows the facebooks, here the Facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/217602002062703/
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by Mr. Peters
on June 6, 2016
Well m’Lords and Ladies,
It is time to call your servants and instruct them in the fine art of preparing for Mondo Croquet.
When: July 26th, High Noon until about 5pm
Where: NW Park ave and Everett, Portland Oregon
(Here’s a google map if you think you might get lost)
What:
- Bring a bowling ball and a sledgehammer. Don’t worry if you don’t have, we’ve got plenty of extras to loan out
- You’ll enjoy yourself more if you’re dressed appropriately in lawn whites, or Mad Hatter gear, or simply appropriately inappropriate. Peruse some of our photos for ideas
- Bring along something to share for the picnic and something cold to drink
- …and you might want a chair
It’s a smashing time. Tell your friends! Taunt your enemies!
Prepare for fun…
This is our 19th year – can you believe that?
If y0u knows the facebooks, here the Facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/162251577521516/
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by Mr. Peters
on January 13, 2016
m’Lords and Ladies, may I present for your approval – Mondo Croquet in San José, Costa Rica!
When: Sunday February 14th, 2pm
Where: La Sabana
The best way to stay in tune with arrangements is to sign up on the Facebook event page:
https://www.facebook.com/events/114372235590101/
Stay tuned for more details!
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