Sunday, July 26th 2026
The 29th Annual Mondo Croquet World Championships and Mad Hatter Picnic
Starting at High Noon, and going until we can’t go no mo’
News
Returning for a third year at this unique and fun event,
watch out – here we come!
–> September 19th, 20th and 21st 2025 <–
Prepare for Goblins!
Knights!
Ogres…
Mythical creatures…
and The Usual Suspects…
It’s light-hearted, silly fun. Quite family-friendly during the day. The usual grown-up delights are available after the sun goes down.
September 19th, 20th, 21st 2025 are the dates. Woodland, WA is the place – about 45 minutes north of Portland. We look forward to face off against you on the croquet pitch!
Mondo Croquet volunteers get free entry and free camping. Email Lord Peters if you’d like to hear more.
Or just show up for the day: https://therealmsunknown.com/
July 27th 2025 is the date for our next World Championship battle!
Our 28th year!
When: July 27th, High Noon until about 5pm
Where: NW Park ave and Everett, Portland Oregon
(Here’s a google map if you think you might get lost)
What:
- Bring a bowling ball and a sledgehammer. Don’t worry if you don’t have, we’ve got plenty of extras to loan out
- You’ll enjoy yourself more if you’re dressed appropriately in lawn whites, or Mad Hatter gear, or simply appropriately inappropriate. Peruse some of our photos for ideas.
- Bring along something to share for the picnic and something cold to drink.
- …and you might want a chair.
Spit spot, say wot? Mondo Croquet is returning to the Realms Unknown Festival.
My lord, we had so much fun last year, the Queen almost fainted! See the photos and video for yourself, right here.
- When?
- For three days, September 20th, 21st and 22nd of the year 2024.
- Festival Hours:
- Friday 2pm – 10pm
- Saturday 10am – 10pm
- Sunday 10am – 8pm
- For three days, September 20th, 21st and 22nd of the year 2024.
- Where?
- Lewis River Golf Course, 3209 Lewis River Rd, Woodland WA (about 30 minutes north of Portland, Oregon.)
- Click here for a map
- What?
- The Realms Unknown Festival is a 3-day, all genre fantasy festival with camping, nestled on 50 acres of lush greens in Woodland, Washington on the Lewis River Golf Course. The event runs on September 20th, 21st & 22nd, 2024. It is an interactive event offering experiential activities and unique entertainment for all ages! The festival is also ADA friendly, and much intentionality is going into ensuring accessibility for all of our guests and participants!
- Food, vendors, entertainers and an interactive quest to engage with.
- …and overnight camping available on-site.
- How much?
- Tickets can be purchased right here.
- $40 per day, or $110 for all three. Take your pick.
- Military, Senior (55+), SNAP, SSI/SSDI receive a 10% discount, Youth (6-12) is a 20% discount. Children 5 & under are FREE! Click here for the full breakout of pricing, including camping.
- Would you like to get paid to work at the festival, or perhaps volunteer in return for free admission? Click here to find out more.
- Perhaps you’d like to be part of the Mondo team and also get in for free? Contact Lord Peters
Read more at https://therealmsunknown.com/
or on Facebook here: https://www.facebook.com/people/https://www.facebook.com/events/2079664959093154
It’s a grand day out. We hope to see you there!
Enter through the Nexus portal and discover your skills and build your party to complete the ultimate quest! Rely on your individual wits, or the combined skills of your group to overcome fun and interactive challenges and tasks as you navigate the different realms. Explore the realm of Ages Past and encounter the fanfare and battles of the Vikings, Knights and Pirates. Will you be able to convince these brave warriors and rapscallions to give you the clues you need? Journey through Fae & Goblin Town to discover the magic of the fae folk, the nature elements, and the hidden secrets of the mermaids. Beware, for not is all as it seems in this realm! Step into the future and the past with the Time Travelers. Appreciate the dapper things in life, learn the proper etiquette of refined time traveling, learn to dance, and even have a spot O’ tea along the way! Get lost in the Borderlands where you will navigate through the strange, the obscure and the weird. While you are busy saving the realms playing the interactive Portal Quest, you will also enjoy an opportunity to shop for unique wares and treasures. Fill up on some good food and delicacies of all kinds or visit the 3 (21+) taverns—one in each realm—and stay for the evening performances and entertainment line-up!
Aurelia Fenderson-Peters and The Kansas City Mondo Croquet Association are hosting a Mondo Croquet event on August 26, 2023 in White Oak Park, Kansas City, MO.
Perhaps its your home town! Or maybe it should be!
For all the details, please see their facebook event page:
https://www.facebook.com/events/855249482780338/
You know you want to!
Hey, guess what? Lord Peters will be hosting Mondo Croquet at the Realms Unknown Festival.
- When?
- For three days, September 8th, 9th and 10th of our mighty year 2023.
- For three days, September 8th, 9th and 10th of our mighty year 2023.
- Where?
- Lewis River Golf Course, 3209 Lewis River Rd, Woodland WA (about 30 minutes north of Portland.
- Click here for a map
- What?
- The Realms Unknown Festival is a 3-day, all genre fantasy festival with camping, nestled on 50 acres of lush greens in Woodland, Washington on the Lewis River Golf Course. It is an interactive event offering experiential activities and unique entertainment for all ages!
- Food, vendors, entertainers and an interactive quest to engage with.
- …and overnight camping available on-site.
- How much?
- $20 for Friday, $30 Sat and Sun. Special pricing for SNAP, Seniors and Military. Children under five are free. Click here for the full breakout of pricing, including camping.
- Or, if you’d like to volunteer for the festival and get in for free, click here!
- Perhaps you’d like to be part of the Mondo team and also get in for free? Contact Lord Peters
Read more at https://therealmsunknown.com/ or on Facebook here: https://www.facebook.com/people/Realms-Unknown-Festival/100093208039755/
Enter through the Nexus portal and discover your skills and build your party to complete the ultimate quest! Rely on your individual wits, or the combined skills of your group to overcome fun and interactive challenges and tasks as you navigate the different realms. Explore the realm of Ages Past and encounter the fanfare and battles of the Vikings, Knights and Pirates. Will you be able to convince these brave warriors and rapscallions to give you the clues you need? Journey through Fae & Goblin Town to discover the magic of the fae folk, the nature elements, and the hidden secrets of the mermaids. Beware, for not is all as it seems in this realm! Step into the future and the past with the Time Travelers. Appreciate the dapper things in life, learn the proper etiquette of refined time traveling, learn to dance, and even have a spot O’ tea along the way! Get lost in the Borderlands where you will navigate through the strange, the obscure and the weird. While you are busy saving the realms you will also enjoy an opportunity to shop for unique wares and treasures, enjoy some spirits in the 21+ Ages Past Tavern. Fill up on some good food and delicacies of all kinds and stay for the evening performances and entertainment line-up!
Welcome to our 27th year!
When: July 28th, High Noon until about 5pm
Where: NW Park ave and Everett, Portland Oregon
(Here’s a google map if you think you might get lost)
What:
- Bring a bowling ball and a sledgehammer. Don’t worry if you don’t have, we’ve got plenty of extras to loan out
- You’ll enjoy yourself more if you’re dressed appropriately in lawn whites, or Mad Hatter gear, or simply appropriately inappropriate. Peruse some of our photos for ideas.
- Bring along something to share for the picnic and something cold to drink.
- …and you might want a chair.
- For you Facebook types: https://www.facebook.com/events/1103949757367509
Don’t be like this guy, you snooze you lose!
Our 26th year!
When: July 30st, High Noon until about 5pm
Where: NW Park ave and Everett, Portland Oregon
(Here’s a google map if you think you might get lost)
What:
- Bring a bowling ball and a sledgehammer. Don’t worry if you don’t have, we’ve got plenty of extras to loan out
- You’ll enjoy yourself more if you’re dressed appropriately in lawn whites, or Mad Hatter gear, or simply appropriately inappropriate. Peruse some of our photos for ideas.
- Bring along something to share for the picnic and something cold to drink.
- …and you might want a chair.
Our 25th Year!
July 31st, 2021 Our 25th Annual Mondo Croquet World Championships and Mad Hatter Picnic.
Are you ready to celebrate 25 years of Mondo Croquet? We are.
When: July 31st, High Noon until about 5pm
Where: NW Park ave and Everett, Portland Oregon
(Here’s a google map if you think you might get lost)
What:
- Bring a bowling ball and a sledgehammer. Don’t worry if you don’t have, we’ve got plenty of extras to loan out
- You’ll enjoy yourself more if you’re dressed appropriately in lawn whites, or Mad Hatter gear, or simply appropriately inappropriate. Peruse some of our photos for ideas.
- Bring along something to share for the picnic and something cold to drink.
- …and you might want a chair.
It’s a smashing time. Tell your friends! Taunt your enemies!
It’s happening!
July 25th, 2021 Our 24th Mondo Croquet World Championships and Mad Hatter Picnic.
Well m’Lords and Ladies and all the rest of you lot,
It’s time for the 24th annual World Championships and Mad Hatter Picnic!
When: July 25th, High Noon until about 5pm
Where: NW Park ave and Everett, Portland Oregon
(Here’s a google map if you think you might get lost)
What:
- Bring a bowling ball and a sledgehammer. Don’t worry if you don’t have, we’ve got plenty of extras to loan out
- You’ll enjoy yourself more if you’re dressed appropriately in lawn whites, or Mad Hatter gear, or simply appropriately inappropriate. Peruse some of our photos for ideas.
- Bring along something to share for the picnic and something cold to drink.
- …and you might want a chair.
It’s a smashing time. Tell your friends! Taunt your enemies!
You can also visit the Facebook Event page here: https://www.facebook.com/events/304914267288133
