Well m’Lords and Ladies,
It is time to call your servants and instruct them in the fine art not doing THE BAD TOUCH. One holds the sledgehammer between the thumb and forefinger and swings in congruency with the movements of the planets, even the ones we cannot see.
When: July 29th, High Noon until about 5pm
Where: NW Park ave and Everett, Portland Oregon
- Bring a bowling ball and a sledgehammer. Don’t worry if you don’t have, we’ve got plenty of extras to loan out
- You’ll enjoy yourself more if you’re dressed appropriately in lawn whites, or Mad Hatter gear, or simply appropriately inappropriate. Peruse some of our photos for ideas.
- Bring along something to share for the picnic and something cold to drink.
- …and you might want a chair.
It’s a smashing time. Tell your friends! Taunt your enemies!
Prepare for fun…
This is our 21th year – can you believe that?
If y0u knows them facebooks, here the Facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/460940371028327/